\Why the fuck can’t people ever just be straight up about how they feel and what they’re thinking?!
The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.
if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m one too
My dad at 29, me at 2 weeks. Me at 29, my boy at 2 weeks.
this has got to be the best thing i have seen on tumblr so far, i love this way too much.
School’s going to be starting up soon so to everyone on Tumblr…
If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.
i think you would be a very good wizard.
my biggest problem in life is that you can’t put emphasis on “i” by capitalizing it